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| The Mighty Hunter |
Since the batman was a little kitteh, I has been a mighty hunter. From the early moments of life when the Mother Hope taught us to hunt and attack the carpet, to the present when I hunt and "think about" attacking the dangerous pit-bull. But this new threat, that of the dodgeball, calls for drastic measures. Although the batman remains a most vital component of the Warrior Pit-Bull Dodgeball Fighting Team, I has decided to form a special elite unit which will focus on the eradication of dodgeballs. In the winter months, the batman and the Beatty cat work effectiviely as watch-outs from the comfort of warm beds within the house. But in the summer months we finds it vital to be on the offensive. This new elite unit is yet to has a name. The batman is open to suggestions.
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| You're doing it wrong |
As a sidekick the batman has selected the Beatty cat. I is currently teaching him how to drive the batmanmobile, but he is doing it wrong. The Beatty cat is very good with computers and he excels at Excel, but he is not a driver. So maybe the elite team will consist of only the batman, or maybe I wills sends out the Beatty cat on intelligence missions, like a spy. Beatty cat would be a good spy. Though he is a ascared of everything, he is sneaky. And if discovered, he is very good at running away. He may be fat and he may be fluffy, but he is very sneaky. The batman has taught him everything he knows. The Beatty cat has also learned how to be good with the lady kittehs, just like the James Bond. Maybe he can use his fluffy charm to obtain information from the lady kittehs about possible dodgeball invasions. That is how the James Bond does it. The Beatty cat is a very useful kitteh. He makes a goods spy.
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