The Warrior Pit-bull Dodgeball Tactical Espionage Kitteh Force (or WPBDTEKF for short)

Watching, ever vigilantly.

 Sacrifices must be made, and so it was on the first official mission of the Warrior Pit-bull Dodgeball Tactical Espionage Kitteh Force (or WPBDTEKF for short). The batman is a brave kitteh and does what he cans to protect the man and the woman from all things pit-bull and dodgeball. And so I was resting, sleeping off a long night of vigilant watchfulness while the man and woman slept. In the morning whilest they were preparing for another long day of low wages and hard labor, I heards a noise. I thoughts it was just the Beatty cat or the poop dogs running around in the downstairs. But the WPBDTEKF went to investigate. The batman started in the second bedroom but, after investigating the warm and comfy queen sized bed for about 20 minutes, decided there was no threat and moved on to he next room. The Beatty cat stood in the window under the half drawn blinds of the second room. He blinked and yawned, which is the sign for "no threat." But then I heards it again, from somewhere down the stairs. It had to have been a dodgeball or a pit-bull. Their noise of terror and stupidity is unmistakable! So the batman jumped into action!

I rans and jumped over the barrier that inhibits the poop dogs from entering the upstairs and eating from the poop box. But, the jump was poorly timed, and the the batman's leg hits the barrier. The pain is unbearable, but I keeps moving. The man lets me into the outdoors and watches me as I limp around. I cans not find the source of the noise. It is gone. I knows I heard it, and I knows it was there. I must have scared it away. But my little kitteh leg still hurts. I tells him there is not threat and he leaves.

I finds some grass to lay in. The cool morning dew soothes the aching limb. I falls asleep and does not know what happens next. I wakes up to finds the injured kitteh leg is swollen and cut. I does not know what happened. It must have been the barrier. But why would the barrier choose to strike out now? The barrier has never let the kittehs down and has always protected the kittehs from the slobbering poop dogs.

I loves them

Days has passed since and we has been watching the barrier for any more signs of rebellion. But it has remained an alley and continues diligently in its duties. In the meantime, the man has quarantined the batman until the kitteh leg has healed. He wants to take the batman to the animal doctor to make sure that it is okay. But I does not like the animal doctor. That is the last place the Warren went before he never returned. I wills keeps my distance.

There are many things to fear in this life: Pit-bulls, dodgeballs, barriers, animal doctors; but the batman must not be afraid and be strong. Kittehs does not have 9 lives. The cake is a lie. We only has one, just like the man and the woman and the poop dogs. And we must use it serving the ones we loves. The batman will continue to protect the man and the woman with all his heart. They is his man and woman, and he loves them.