Demon Dog

There is a new dog in town and it has glowing eyes like a demon. The batman thinks that it is a demon dog and we fears that the Demon dog is plotting with the Chopper dog (neighbors) to form an attack. It has also proven difficult to obtain a picture of the Demon dog but to the right is an accurate action figured portrayal of the said Demon. The Chili dog says that the Demon dog is a nice dog but the batman is not so sure. The batman also fears that the Chili dog is being seduced by the Demon and Chopper dogs to betray the man and woman. I cans not and wills not let this happen!

For now, the Demon dog is just a puppy ands may not be a real threat for many months. So I watches him closely and someday may obtain photographic evidence of his demoness.

In the meantime, the batman is still recovering from his swollen kitteh leg, which has gotten better without a visit to the evil pet doctor. I cans almost use it to walk again. The man had ordered the batman quarantined to the house until the kitteh leg gets better. Secretly the woman has been letting the batman outside while the man is not home. Shhhhhhh.... But the kitteh leg is better and the evil pet doctor cans eat it. But not literally, because I still needs it.

The batman worries that there are many evils that threaten the happiness of the man and the woman. The batman and the WPBDFT work tirelessly to protect them, but I wonders if it is enough. There are pit-bulls and demon dogs, dodgeballs and barriers, evil pet doctors and calculus; and all sorts of other destructive forces that are fighting to destroy the man and woman. The batman wonders if the WDBDFT is enough to protect them. We does what we can, but it seems that new threats and challenges appear every week and it is overwhelming. The batman worries for them because the WHOLE WORLD! is out to get them. But the man says that everything will be okay; that there is a Higher Force than the WPBDFT that watches over them. I asks the man if the Higher Force would like to join the WPBDFT, but the man says that the HF is already at the heart of it. I does not know what this means but I trust that the man knows what he is talking about. He is a very wise and brave human. And funny looking.

But I still worries for them.