Selling out (for free) to the Too Late the Hero

The batman has officially sold out (for free) to the new and awesome rock band, the Too Late the Hero. The man says that they is a metal band from Maine, and that they is worth endorsing. He also says that their necks are not red and they do not drive pick-up trucks. I does not know what this means but I trust that the man is feeding the batman accurate information. I also does not know why they is metal. They does not look like robots like the Arnold Schwarzenegger. They is not buff or mean looking and they is not killing people. In fact, the batman thinks that they is nice looking guys. Look at the picture...they is smiling. Smiling means that they is happy. The man says that rock stars are not usually happy because they is traveling a lot and miss their families. He says that many rock stars do drugs and drink beer which ruin their careers and makes them mean robots. But the man says that the Too late the Hero is different. He says that they is real musicians who have worked hard to be awesome and that they deserve to be awesome. The batman will endorse their metalness, for free.

The batman likes to listen to their music when he is not sleeping, and when the man is blasting it in the house. The man dances sometimes and the batman thinks he is stupid, but the man says that the Too Late the Hero music is for dancing and that I should try dancing. The batman cans not dance because I has four legs. I will leave the dancing to the man...and the Chili Dog...he dances with the man sometimes.

Rock out to the Too Late the Hero and their metalness on the Facebook. And buy their new album the Statement of Purpose. Don't forget to stop by the batman's Facebook and like him. I needs more friends so I can become famous and run for the Kitteh President.

Rock on young robots. But please, do not do drugs or kill people.