I cans not wear glasses and the Warrior Pit-bull Fighting Team

The i is batman blog has officially reached over 100 views since the creation. Also, the batman has become part of  the Facebook and has received 5 likes. The batman does not know what these mean because he cans not count. He is just a kitteh. But the man assures the batman they is good and that I is famous. The batman does not no how to handle the fame, but you cans be sure that he will continue to be the cute, humble kitteh you have all comes to love. But, sadly, the batman cans never become too famous or even make money off the i is batman blog because the man says that the DC Comics could sue him. The batman has respect for the DC Comics, and I does not wish to be sued. I has no money. The batman makes a living waking up humans with his excessive meowing early in the morning and hunting the spring birds as they wrestle in the grass. These jobs do not pay money, they pay in awesomeness. The DC comics cannot sue me for awesomeness and they does not need anymore awesomeness, though some say they is not as awesome as the Marvel Comics. The batman does not know about the Marvel Comics because they do not feature his favorite super hero, the Superman. The batman stays humble like the Superman, though I does not bother with a secret identity. I is not a super hero either and I cans not wear glasses.

The batman keeping watch

The batman did once help save the women from a pit-bull attack with the help of the Warrior Pit-bull Fighting Team! One day the women and the Chili Dog went for a walk in the darkness. The batman sees the pit-bull coming for the woman and says to the Poop Dog, "Hey, Poop Dog, scream annoyingly to get the man's attention!" Although it sounded more like, "Meow," that is what I says. So the Poop Dog screams and the man runs up the stairs. He sees the Chili Dog engaged in a vicious battle with the pit-bull, protecting the woman from the slobber and teeth, and the man runs outside to the rescue. The man loves the woman very much and throws himself on the pit-bull and wrestles it to the ground. This is how the man has come to be known by me and the rest of the Warrior Pit-bull Fighting Team as the pit-bull wrestler. If anyone asks if the man is brave, I tells them, "He wrestles freaking pit-bulls," though it sounds more like, "Meow." Anyway, the Warrior Pit-bull Fighting Team saves the woman from the pit-bull and it now spends its days locked in a rusted old machine where it cans not hurt the woman. We is a success.

To be fare to pit-bulls, they is not all ugly and mean. A new pit-bull has moved into the batman's hood. His name is Chopper. At first, the Warrior Pit-bull Fighting Team was cautious, cause he is a pit-bull. But it is friendly and lets the woman pet him and does not try to eat her. The batman still keeps his distance, unsure if the pit-bull is not just waiting for the perfect moment to chew on her head.

So I sits, waits, and sleeps, watching for the pit-bulls and to launch the Warrior Pit-bull Fighting Team into action. But until then, I wills stay humble and try not to get sued because I is famous, and because I has a tail. The batman thinks that the Superman should has a tail. He is an alien and aliens sometimes has tails. I has seen them.