Pit-bulls and the Cone of Shame

The Chopper

 I is watching out for the Chopper. It seems like a nice poop dog because he does not try to eats the woman and he does not smell like poop. But the batman is ever watchful because the Chopper is still a pit-bull and is named the Chopper, which means he chops. The batman does not know if this means karate chops like the Daniel Laruso, or like the Paul Teutul Chopper. The man assures the batman that the Chopper does not know karate and cannot drive human machines. The batman is not so sure, so I is watching.

The Cone of Shame

The Chopper is also a boy pit-bull and not a girl pit-bull like the evil one that tried to eat the woman. But, like the batman, he has had his gonads surgically removed, and now the Chopper wears a cone of shame. Though the Chopper is a ferocious pit-bull, the batman sympathies for him. The man says that the Chopper will get over it and will eventually forget that he ever had them. I plan to see how the man thinks it feels when he is sleeping in the bed tonight and the batman uses his claws to surgically remove his gonads. And then I hides them, probably in the poop box where the man will never finds them because he is lazy and only cleans it once a week. Then we shall see how the man feels.

REVENGE!

But then I thinks that maybe it is too harsh. The man has been kind to the batman by giving him food and warmness. And I thinks that the woman would be very sad too and not loves the batman anymore. Yes, it is too harsh. Instead, the batman will continue to let the Beatty Cat sleep upon the bed with the batman so he can licks the man's face and wakes him up. That is a more better plan. I wills just continue to watch the Chopper so he does not eats the woman. The batman is not afraid.