The batman for President

The batman continues to grow in fame around the world. The i is batman blog has been viewed by humans on the internets in Malaysia, Singapore, China, Russia, the United Kingdom, and Canada. I know what you is thinking, you is thinking that maybe it is kittehs on the interents that are viewing the i is batman blog and not humans. Silly humans, kittehs cans not use computers. "But," you say, "the batman is a kitteh and he is using the computers to access the internets." If you are smart enough to say this, than you is not a brilliant human and you needs to get an educations. Kitteh cans not type. They paws is 2 big. Except for maybe the Beatty Cat, who excels at the Excel. He his a smrt kitteh.

The batman for the President

The batman does not wish to be famous because he cans not become more awesome than he is. Although, the batman has been thinking of using fame to run for the kitteh President of the United States with the Beatyy Cat as the Vice kitteh President. I cans be the first kitteh President! The batman would be purrrrfect because he has no need for the money the corporations will pay to do what they want. Instead, the batman would use the money to helps the humans with no jobs. The man comes home sometimes very angry about the Sociology class at the UVU. He tells me he learned that in 2008 the John McCain* and the Barrack Obama* raised more than $1billion so they could convince humans to vote for them. The man says that large human corporations contributed hundreds of millions to this cause (McCain, Obama)*. This makes the batman angry because he thinks that the corporations could use this money to gives work to the humans with no jobs.

The ugly man and the batman.

Unfortunately, the batman has no money to hires help and does not like taking money from humans, so maybe this dream of being the first kitteh President is unrealistic. The man thinks that I should stick to hunting birds and watching for pit-bulls. He says that I is good at that. And he says that no one would listen to the batman because all they would hear is "Meow." But the batman wants to helps the humans with no jobs. They is usually good and friendly humans who are nice to kittehs and who have been pooped on by the human political system. But the batman knows that he cans do nothing. He is just a kitteh and when he tries to tell the humans to stop being stupid and rolling in their own poop - like the Poop Dog - they is not listening. They wills not listen to the man either because he is poor and ugly. He is not famous and handsome like the batman.

I guess I is happy to be a kitteh. I has a good life.

And the UVU has blocked the i is batman blog again. Do not let the batman be censored. 

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Tell them the batman sent you.