Poop Dogs and Birds

The i is batman blog is still blocked by the UVU. They is stupid.

In the batman's house there are two poop dogs: big poop dog and little poop dog. The Little poop dog runs away sometimes, often while the woman is in a hurry. The batman is free to roam as I pleases, but the poop dogs must ask permission to roam the outside. The other day, the woman is home to eat food and lets the poop dogs outside so they can be smelly outside. I is watching this from the black machine the woman uses to escape, and instead of going into the yard the little poop dog comes over to the batman. She says she is running away and invites me to run away with her. The batman refuses because he loves the man and the woman (they keep him warm at night). Then the little poop dog runs away. The woman jumps in the machine and chases after the little poop dog. Much time passes and the woman and little poop dog return home. The little poop dog is covered in mud, which makes her smell even worse. As the women carries the little poop dog inside, I says to her, "It is not meant to be." The little poop dog grunts and disappears inside. Watch this video and you will see what the batman has to deal with from the little poop dog.
Too bad you can not see how much she smells.

But in other news, the batman is enjoying the warmer weather. The birds have returned from holiday and spend hours poking at the dirt like the mindless flying targets they is. The batman is the stealth hunter, he cannot count the birds he has captured. Sometimes, the poop dogs scare the birds away. They are not the master stealth hunters like the batman, they is dumb. They is like the Britney Spears, but with stubs. The batman takes out birds like the Bruce Willis takes out the terrorists. The batman is like the Bruce Willis, but has a tale, and more fur on his head. The batman can not wait until more birds come back from holiday. Sometimes the batman will leave a bird for the poop dogs in the yard so they feel accomplished when they catch it. Sometimes the batman will leave a bird for the man to find by the machine. I leaves it for him because he too is not the master stealth hunter. But he is not dumb like the Britney Spears, he is more like the Transporter, fast and confident in the black machine, but he has hair, and definitely no tail. Sometimes the women finds the birds and waits for the man to come get them because she knows they is for him. He is sooooooo proud of the batman.