Cougars, Hair Cuts, and Poop Dogs

The batman would like to make it clear that I is now like the Jimmer Fredette except I has a tail. The Jimmer is the next Chuck Norris, though he goes to BYU and cannot grow a beard, and the Jimmer does not use round house kicks to the face to destroy his enemies. The Jimmer uses good looks and a rubber ball. The batman is a fan because the Jimmer is a Cougar, which is a big cat. If you did not know that the cougar was a big cat you needs to go back to school. Even the batman, who has not been to school, knows that the cougar is a big cat. The batman is a little cat, but with cougar size awesomeness. But the Jimmer is not a real cougar, cause he has no tail and is a human and not a cat. If you did not know that the Jimmer was not a cat, yous need to go to school. Even the batman knows the difference.

In other awesome news, the man and the women decided that the Beatty cat was too fluffy and needed a hair cut. Unfortunetly, the Beatty cat has the attention span of a poop dog and tried to bite the man. The Beatty cat has half a hair cut and looks stupid. I has a picture somewhere, but I can not find it. The best things about being the batman, besides the stealth hunting skills and the Jimmer/Cougar awesomeness, is his fur. The batman has short fur and keeps it clean. This is a picture of his clean fur and awesome climbing skills. This picture was when I was 1 human year old. I do not remember how the batman arrived on top of the door, but do not doubt the batman. I is amazing.

Lastly, the little poop dog smells more like poop every day. She ran away AGAIN and upon retrieval  was covered in poop. The batman does not lie, the little poop dog was literally covered in poop and smelled worse than the poop box. The batman begged the man for a picture but he is useless and did not take one. No matter, it is only a matter of time before the little poop dog escapes AGAIN and rolls in poop...because she is gross. The little poop dog cares nothing for her fur and would rather be poopy than clean like the batman. That is why the batman is awesome.

And to make it very clear, the batman is like the Jimmer cougar and not the Demi Moore cougar. The Demi cougar is not a cat and cannot play basketball, though, she still makes the batman pur.