New Names and How to Outsmart a Cunning Terrier

In the wake of recent events, I has decided to change the names of both of the Poop Dogs. The little one - formally known as The Poop Dog - was renamed Cone Dog (with a K) in last week's episode. The big dog - formally known as Chili Dog - has hearby been renamed Puke Dog. 

The batman will now explain.

Okay, so maybe the batman does not want to explain because it is a little too gross for the many kitteh readers out there. Just know that the gruesome tail involves the big dog, vomit, and the man's bare feet. Story over.

In other news, despite the cone of shame the Cone Dog (with a K) has learned how to escape the back yard area. The man thoughts it was impossible, but the Cone Dog (with a K) has out smarted him...for now. The man is very smart too and just as determined, though he has better things to do than plot ways to stop the poop dog from digging under fences. The batman suggested locking her in a cage with the Beatty cat for an entire day. The Beatty cat is obviously opposed to this method of discipline and warns against its ineffectiveness. The batman thinks the results would be hilarious. I asked the Puke Dog what he thought about this and he just sniffed my face and then jumped around by the door for 10 minutes while the man made lunch. 

The batman is now hungry. The Beatty cat and I wills go catch birds before they flies away for the winter time months.