The Evie: The Little Human

The little human = cute

The last "i is batman" post was in the month of October of the year 2011. But I is back by popular demand. First up, the humans has a new pet. It is a little human that they have named The Evie. Do not confuse this with The Eva - AKA: The Poop dog. The difference between the two? The Evie poops in a "diaper," but The Eva rolls in poop. The Evie drools, but The Eva is just stupid. And the Evie is a little human, whereas The Eva is just a little poop dog. See, big difference.

The little dog = stupid

The Batman does not mind The Evie. Yes, The Evie screams a lot and sometimes grabs onto the delicate and soft fur of the batman, but it does not lick the face of the batman like the poop dog does. And it does not chase the batman across the yard like the poop dog does. And it does not smell as bad as the poop dog. The humans like to smell good, even the little human. The woman puts lotion on the little human so that it does not smell bad. The woman does not lotion the poop dog, so it continues to smell like poop.

But the Evie is a welcome addition to the family. It makes the man and the woman very happy. I know because I sees them smile a lot. The batman wants a little human too, or the kitteh equivalent of one. But the man has chopped off the batman's special bits that gives the batman special mojo powers. This makes the batman sad. But, don't worry, someday the man will pay.