A New Threat

In the month of the September it will have been two years since the vicious pit-bull attack that left the Boston dog and the Woman maimed and shaken. This was the beginning of what came to be known as the Warrior Pit-bull Dodgeball Fighting Team, or the WPBDFT for short. Except for the dodgeball attack a few months later, the WPBDFT has kept the man and the woman safe from all things evil. But, now that they has a little human, a new threat has emerged.

At 1:30 in the AM just one earth week ago, the batman and the Beatty cat was patrolling the perimeter when it was breached by a shaggy, golden haired poop dog. At first the batman thinks it is a pit-bull, but Beatty cat says "No, it is too shaggy." But we's go into attack position.

Beatty cat strikes first and the shaggy poop dog timidly goes on the defensive. It moves quickly and strategically, pretending to act friendly like it is lost or just passing through. But the batman is not stupid and knows a sneak attack when he sees it.

The batman strikes next, lunging at the shaggy poop dog who helplessly backs into a corner. It is trapped with nowhere to go. From inside the house the Boston and the Smelly dog sound the alarm and wakes up the man and the woman. The batman and the Beatty cat hold off the shaggy dog until the man cans come outside. We kittehs retreat as the man grabs the shaggy dog. The man checks the identification around the shaggy dog's neck and leads it away. The man eventually comes back unharmed and without the shaggy dog. Then the man goes inside and goes back to sleep.

Another success for the WPBDFT. The man, the woman, and the little human are safe.

Until next time.

The shaggy dog.