The Return of the Shaggy Dog

One day after blogging about the intrusion of the Shaggy beast dog, the batman once again comes face to face with this new threat. At 10:30 in the PM just last night, the Shaggy beast returned to harm the humans. Little did it know that the batman and the Beatty cat were already on patrol. This time the batman was able to corner the dangerous beast in the yard that is in the back. Once the batman had it pinned against the fence the Beatty cat crept out from behind the shed and pinned it in place.

Then the poop dogs sounded the alarm and the man came outside. Seeing that the Shaggy beast had returned, the man grabbed a picture capturing device and achieved photographic proof for all the i is batman blog doubters. This beast has indeed threatened the humans and it will not stop until they is harmed. The batman is also in the pictural evidence as being awesome and fending off the evil Shaggy beast. But do not worry, the man has taken care of the Shaggy beast once and for all!

But the batman is ever watchful. Nothing will harm the humans.

A New Threat

In the month of the September it will have been two years since the vicious pit-bull attack that left the Boston dog and the Woman maimed and shaken. This was the beginning of what came to be known as the Warrior Pit-bull Dodgeball Fighting Team, or the WPBDFT for short. Except for the dodgeball attack a few months later, the WPBDFT has kept the man and the woman safe from all things evil. But, now that they has a little human, a new threat has emerged.

At 1:30 in the AM just one earth week ago, the batman and the Beatty cat was patrolling the perimeter when it was breached by a shaggy, golden haired poop dog. At first the batman thinks it is a pit-bull, but Beatty cat says "No, it is too shaggy." But we's go into attack position.

Beatty cat strikes first and the shaggy poop dog timidly goes on the defensive. It moves quickly and strategically, pretending to act friendly like it is lost or just passing through. But the batman is not stupid and knows a sneak attack when he sees it.

The batman strikes next, lunging at the shaggy poop dog who helplessly backs into a corner. It is trapped with nowhere to go. From inside the house the Boston and the Smelly dog sound the alarm and wakes up the man and the woman. The batman and the Beatty cat hold off the shaggy dog until the man cans come outside. We kittehs retreat as the man grabs the shaggy dog. The man checks the identification around the shaggy dog's neck and leads it away. The man eventually comes back unharmed and without the shaggy dog. Then the man goes inside and goes back to sleep.

Another success for the WPBDFT. The man, the woman, and the little human are safe.

Until next time.

The shaggy dog.

The Evie: The Little Human

The little human = cute

The last "i is batman" post was in the month of October of the year 2011. But I is back by popular demand. First up, the humans has a new pet. It is a little human that they have named The Evie. Do not confuse this with The Eva - AKA: The Poop dog. The difference between the two? The Evie poops in a "diaper," but The Eva rolls in poop. The Evie drools, but The Eva is just stupid. And the Evie is a little human, whereas The Eva is just a little poop dog. See, big difference.

The little dog = stupid

The Batman does not mind The Evie. Yes, The Evie screams a lot and sometimes grabs onto the delicate and soft fur of the batman, but it does not lick the face of the batman like the poop dog does. And it does not chase the batman across the yard like the poop dog does. And it does not smell as bad as the poop dog. The humans like to smell good, even the little human. The woman puts lotion on the little human so that it does not smell bad. The woman does not lotion the poop dog, so it continues to smell like poop.

But the Evie is a welcome addition to the family. It makes the man and the woman very happy. I know because I sees them smile a lot. The batman wants a little human too, or the kitteh equivalent of one. But the man has chopped off the batman's special bits that gives the batman special mojo powers. This makes the batman sad. But, don't worry, someday the man will pay.